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Oliver Buchannon
Third Party

A human-generated advice column for the digital age.

What DO we owe our reply guys?

Jan 12, 2026

Spoiler, it's nothing. Plus: practicing pry january, reading Joan Didion, and also what's your favorite song?

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This clown kinda sucks?

Dec 3, 2025

Plus: your friends aren't mad at you, David Byrne did a Tiny Desk, and a meditation on how many fish there are in the sea.

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Is kissing a hobby?

Nov 7, 2025

Plus: beating winter's ass, whales using vowels, and a case for a casual hot toddy.

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Chat, is my girlfriend cursed?

Oct 20, 2025

Plus: what to be for Halloween, planning a birthday for your beloved, and a week's worth of unsolicited recs.

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